Every time I go to the airport I can't help but feeling like I've been bent over unfairly. As I stand in line for security a miniature panic comes over me...what if I left a nail clipper in the front pocket of my back pack with the nail file out? What if I let my ninja friend borrow my jeans and he left ninja stars concealed in the waist band and I just don't remember?
Worst of all, what if TSA decides they need to x-ray me in one of those huge scanners? The metal detector wasn't enough...how about just shooting magnetic rays into my body to look at my bones? Something about some random blue-shirted official seeing the ghostly x-ray outline of my junk just feels wrong, even if they are just doing their job. Isn't there some kind of rule about that? I think it's called the 4th Amendment...to the uh...Constitution of the United States of America, I think.
Luckily, the people over at 4th Amendment Wear feel similar, which is why they've created a line of clothing to help remind us all that there is, in fact, some kind of rule about that. They've made special under clothing with the text of the 4th Amendment printed in metallic ink so that it appears when x-rayed. Super cool idea. Comes in all sizes so stock up for you and your family and give yourself at least a little consolation in the security line before you go to the airport Pizza Hut and pay $8 for a personal pan pizza to eat your sorrows away, then wash it down with a $3 bottle of water.
There must be better ways to keep us safe while also respecting our freedoms. This project's only intention is to get the right people to explore all of those ways.
-4th Amendment Wear
Cop you some at http://www.4thamendmentwear.com
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